Darth Vader dances

OK, that was awesome.

Dancing with the Star Wars Stars

Skip right to the 3-minute mark for Darth Vader. Just do it.

Star Wars - The Imperial March ... as played on computer media

I heard the HDD version first and thought, "That's the coolest thing I've ever heard." Then I heard the floppy disc version and thought, "No, THAT is the coolest thing I've ever heard."

Hard drive version first. Then floppy version.

Watch for my upcoming Star Wars DVD sale on Ebay

Maybe it's because I'm 40 ... or maybe it's the fact that Spike TV has the rights to all the Star Wars movies and replays them constantly ... but I came to the realization recently while watching Attack of the Clones for the 483rd time that the Star Wars prequels are absolute dreck, and should never have been made. Even Revenge of the Sith. Embarrasingly bad.

The original trilogy is fine. Indeed, the first Star Wars movie is still a classic, and I will love it forever.

Using Your Lightsaber Around the Home

HowStuffWorks "Using Your Lightsaber Around the Home"

Using Your Lightsaber Around the Home

Although a lightsaber is typically used as a defensive weapon by Jedi knights, the availability of lightsabers on consumer sites such as eBay is growing. It is a sad fact of life, but if a Jedi knight falls on hard times, his lightsaber is one source of quick cash. He can always build another one.

If you are lucky enough to acquire a lightsaber, you are probably purchasing it for personal defense purposes. A lightsaber completely blows away a can of pepper spray as a deterrent in muggings or robberies. However, many new owners are pleasantly surprised by the many domestic uses of a lightsaber around the home or office. Let's examine a few of the more common applications here, and then you can use your imagination to come up with others.

Darth Toaster

Darth Toaster: May The (Break) Fast Be With You | Gadget Lab from Wired.com

The Darth Vader Toaster is pretty bogus: any real Jedi would just slice his loaf with a Light Saber and it would fall ready-toasted, needing only a quick slathering of butter and jam (blueberry for the good guys and red, red, raspberry for those on the Dark Side).

But until the Light Saber becomes a common part of the culinary toolkit (a true multi-tasker, we might add) then we'll have to settle for this junky plastic toaster, the result of pouring black beads into the mold-maker instead of the usual white. It's exactly the same as a normal thrift-store toaster, only it has the addition of a Darth Vader shaped element which appears to char the Dark Lord's visage into your breakfast bread. And we mean char -- in the picture the center section looks almost inedible.

... sigh ...

Confirmed: All 6 Star Wars Movies to be Released in 3D

I love the Star Wars movies ... I really do ... but do we really need ANOTHER version?

I don't play videogames

But after seeing the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, I may start.

Sorry, no witty Star Wars related headline

But go figure ...

Trivia: George Lucas’s Daughter is an MMA Fighter | /Film

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