NEWS FLASH: West Edmonton Mall's penguins return to Antarctica to escape frigid Edmonton winter

I feel obliged to mention that it is still freaking cold in Edmonton. Tonight's low is going to be -39 with a windchill of -50, and tomorrow morning when I go to work, it's going to be a brisk -38.

The cold snap should break by the weekend, when temperatures will reach a comparatively tropical -18. Hoo-freaking-ray.